Project Synergy: Corporate Speak Translator
Type what you mean. Get it back in fluent corporate.
Result
How it works
Everything runs on your device. Instant mode uses a built-in phrasebook and pattern rules. AI mode downloads a small open model (Qwen2.5 0.5B Instruct, Apache 2.0) from Hugging Face once, keeps it in your browser cache, and runs it locally. There are no accounts and no tracking, and your text is never sent to a server. The one exception is the mic: dictation uses your browser's speech service, which may send audio to Google or Apple.
Corporate to normal gives you a one-line summary of what the memo really means, then goes through it sentence by sentence. It's a joke tool, so read the original before you quit.